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  • albus severus: dear mum and dad
  • albus severus: i was in the library today
  • albus severus: reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts
  • albus severus: and i would just like to say
  • albus severus: are you fucking serious
  • albus severus: i demand a name change immediately
  • albus severus: just literally anything else please
  • albus severus: fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care
  • albus severus: sorry for swearing i just
  • albus severus: bloody hell
  • albus severus: yours sincerely,
  • albus severus: aragog fang potter or some shit
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a-menacing-pineapple:

Real talk guys. This is my nana, Jean Southern. I went around to hers to do what we usually do on Saturdays; drink tea, play Scrabble and talk about random shite. One time I showed her this image and I swear she damn near pissed herself and that’s the story of how I had a conversation with my nana about how she wished she called Daniel Radcliffe a cunt.

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lnfamy:

dude is a gender neutral term if you think differently you are wrong

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qrieves:

uoa:

tinysquids:

toxicwinner:

me

I fucking quit

i hate art

"where’s your homework"

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supernatural-mishamigo:

vvaddles:

theselener:

vvaddles:

would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby??

whats a matter baby

nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??

I literally did not see that coming

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iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

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dutchmermaid:

dylanssourpussy:

SPREAD THE WORD:

THE NETHERLANDS IS PLANNING ON MAKING A LAW AGAINST CATCALLING AND INTIMIDATING OF WOMEN.

THIS IS AMAZING PROGRESS !!!

THE ASSOCIATION OF MEN EMANCIPATION IS TELLING ALL THE FATHERS TO NOT ONLY TELL YOUR DAUGHTERS TO BE CAREFUL BUT ALSO TELL YOUR SONS TO TREAT A WOMAN AS AN EQUAL!

PLEASE VOTE HERE : CLICK

IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND JUST ASK ME AND WE’LL WORK IT OUT ! 

LET’S MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

THIS IS MY OWN COUNTRY WHY THE FUCK DIDN I KNOW THIS

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overgrace:

idrris:

are we just born knowing the lyrics to mr. brightside

or are we dancer

THATS JUST WRONG

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grimelords:

this is the only teletubbies actor on imdb with a picture, which is good because it gives you a good yardstick to let your imagination run wild with how terrifying all the others were

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itsseamus:

me: *comes out of room*

parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!

me:

image

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